Friday, October 31, 2014

Apples and orange things and gizmos


Hi Carolyn,



Just got back from a short trip "down country " for a family function or two. A self-professed fan of the "punkin", such as yourself, would have certainly appreciated the scenery. We tried some highly rural routes to shorten the trip and feed our need for " splorin" and, let me tellya, there were gourds galore in the fields and roadside stands and on the sidewalks of small towns. It was a gourd gourmands' Valhalla.









I must confess to not being  a pumpkin person. The taste is okay in a pie or cake but it runs a pale and distant second to the almighty apple on my list of harvest favorites.  I count myself lucky to be living smack dab in the middle of orchard country here.  A just picked Macintosh apple sliced up and lightly dusted with freshly ground sea salt is sweet ( and a bit tart ) music to my taste buds. Somebody at a fledgling computer company in Cupertino, California, once upon a time, liked  them too and used the name for a new line of computers. The rest, as they say.....






Okay, I simply have to come back to the most wished for " sci-fi gizmos " topic you were exploring a couple of posts ago. The cloaking device  surely has appeal for me, although it would carry with it the risk of being invisible at the wrong place and the wrong time and seeing something you'd later wish you had not. It's the kind of thing that could be put to just as many bad uses as good, however. Mind you, that could be said about almost any advancement, like writing,  I suppose.







Certainly agree about the teleportation stuff.  Who wouldn't. It wouldn't mean the end of more traditional and tactile modes of transport, I'm sure, but when expediency is the main concern, how could it not be preferred. It made me think back to the Concorde supersonic airliner again.  It offered a half the time but twice the price alternative - and where is it now?











The visual telecommunication item immediately made me think of   " Metropolis " , the 1927 silent film by Fritz Lang that featured just such a device. It also reminded me that both my LSBH and I have iPhones with this capability. We've had them for a few years now and never made use of it.  She has stated categorically, more than once, that " just hearing you is enough"  

 hmmmmmm....





 
Interesting to see that the light saber " an elegant weapon for a more civilised age " makes it to the top of the list. Elegant it may be , but it's still a weapon. In the wrong hands it can still be put to less than elegant purposes.  Gotta admit, though, it would make one funky grass trimmer or whippersnipper. I guess that would be kind of like using a Ferrari to scoot down to the 7-11 for a quart of milk, though.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Actually, topping my list of sci-fi gizmos that should be real is the replicator. Well not actually the Star Trek replicator that pumps out Earl Grey for Captain Picard but something more personalised. I'm thinking something more along the lines of the " Nutri-matic " gizmo that Arthur Dent encountered in The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.  " When the Drink button was pressed ", as Douglas Adams explains it, " it made an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism and then sent tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centers of the subject's brain to see what would go down well. " 
 


A thoughtful family member presented me with a set of the complete works of Douglas Adams for my birthday a couple of weeks ago and I have decided to make use of that  new comfy little alcove that used to be the breakfast area in our old kitchen, as a reading area. I'm revisiting The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the rest of his novels over the next while. I'd forgotten just how enjoyable his writings can be.


So, let us to the riddles go. Carolyn, I think that all of this HLC stuff you were dealing with at school has made you razor sharp for riddle guessing, and riddle creating.  You were dead on right about my last offering.  As for yours, I have to throw myself at your mercy because I simply can't crack it. I can only guess that it's some sort of fastening device like Velcro. The leverage part is still throwing me off, though.



Anyhow,  I toss this one back 'atcha !




Nine defenders with leather hands
Try to thwart one, two, three or four individuals
attempting to get back to where they started
 

Catch ya later,

Don




BTW - I hope the end result of all of that t dotting and I crossing you were doing at school is a good one and justifies all of your efforts.




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Saturday, October 25, 2014

Pumpkin and Autumn Contest

Morn'n Don,

 List the pictures in this blog in the order they should be in for the story - drop your answers in the Comments or email me at clv241@gmail.com for a free ebook from Wormhole Electric! Check out the Wormhole Electric Website and tell me which book you want for free! All for getting the pictures in the right order!


So we have dotted the T's and crossed the I's... the school building has been sanitized and starched, the reports edited  and edited again to within commas of their very existence. Meetings on how to "just answer the question" have abounded... we are ready. HLC, the accrediting body for the college I work for arrives for full review on Sunday, and the games begin early Monday.  It's like having your mother-in-law come and you don't know if she's going the check the door-frames for dust.


Schedules have shifted and changed, meeting rooms have started on second floor only to end up in the Penthouse. Keeping track of who meets who where and when should have been made into a pool and bets taken. This not to make light of what is happening, just to make what is happening lighter. We could donate the money the scholarship fund.

This is not my first time being visited, but it is the first time that I have been more involved in the process.  I helped with the writing here and there, did some editing...  I'm glad I'm not one of the main characters in this play – being just a minor character is more than enough for me.

Autumn has arrived. Most of the trees in our yard have finally changed to the beautiful golden and red hues that herald the change of seasons and the grass is a lush golden textured carpet. As I write, MBH is cleaning out the "gutters" (eavetroughs to you). He is also using the blower to blow leaves out of the trees - creating the golden ticker –tape parade you were talking about.

What is so interesting is to walk down the street and the trees on one side of the street will have changed, have already dropped their leaves and on the other side, the trees don't seem to have gotten the memo stating" fall this here, drop your leaves and rest."  

Our temperature for the last 2 days has been in the low 80s – record setting. However, Monday and Tuesday are forecast to barely break 50 degrees with rain. High country has snow, but these temperatures have melted most of it off so that early skiing probably is not going to happen.
He believes pumpkins are the best medicine...
I think my favorite part of autumn is to walk through the leaves, kick them up, hear the crunch...what a beautiful way to usher in winter!






Halloween is just around the corner! And it is celebrated with my favorite gourd – the pumpkin. For me, the pumpkin has it all – size, color, versatility, and self-propagation. I went to the History site and found more facts than I know what to do with!






 
  • The largest pumpkin pie was baked in 2010 and weighed in at 3699





    pounds
  • The heaviest pumpkin weighed in at 1810 pounds, 8 oz. in 2010
  • Historically, pumpkin comes from Central America and has been grown in North America for over 5000 years.
  • There are 1.5 billion (1,500,000,000) pounds of pumpkin grown each year
  • Each pumpkin as an average of 500 seeds in it
  • Pumpkin seeds are high in protein
  • Early settlers believed the pumpkin was just shy of being the cure for everything 
  • Jack-o-lanterns were originally carved out of turnips and potatoes by the Irish; once the Irish landed in North America and discovered the pumpkin, history was changed 
  • The largest pumpkin carving was in 2010 - a 1689 pound pumpkin 
  • Pumpkin carving knows no boundaries 

Remember taste and nutritional facts – pumpkins are one of the more healthy foods for you. On top of that, there are pumpkin cookies and bread as well as pumpkin pie, pumpkin soup; did you think of pumpkin pancakes or ravioli or cannelloni made from pumpkin? For the health nut, how about a pumpkin smoothie! Imagine the taste of pumpkin mixed with chocolate chips... and Pumpkin candy, a Mexican tradition is a great way to keep the pumpkin taste alive and well deep into the dark cold months of winter. Use pumpkin butter on the pumpkin pancakes! Or any time to spice up the flavor of plain bread, waffles and pancakes.

Waxing on ...

Yes, Don! You were correct in your answer to my riddle! "Roots" – tree roots actually.

I've been looking at yours – my guess is: the computer mouse?!

So here is a new one back at you:

Leverage is my advantage
In order to deposit my sharp pointed gifts
Used to bundle things together for easy storage

Have a great week!
Carolyn 

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Sunday, October 19, 2014

Saddle up and riddle on

Hi Carolyn,

Well it's certainly obvious in my neck of the woods that autumn has arrived. I've been scooping out well-stuffed eavestroughs about the place and I can report that leaf-wise, this was a very good year.



Pathological neat-freaks and those who worship religiously at the church of the Spick and Span  must dread this season, if they live in forested areas.  For the better part of a month  spent leaves float down and settle haphazardly on everything. A good wind can turn things into mother natures own  ticker-tape parade. It's kinda bittersweet, too since we all know what else will be floating down from the heavens soon. - I do like this time of year, though.











Anyhow, back on the highway to Mel and the one movie I'd take to the desert island.




Yes,it has heaping helpings of whoopee-cushion  humour - cowboys beating up old ladies, cattle grazing in theatre lobby's, a man on a horse being hung, a man knocking a horse down with a right-hook and of course, men eating beans around a campfire with the inevitable noisy and odoriferous result.





BTW, before we refined folk summarily and judgementally relegate  flatulence humour to the backwater of puerility - it has a most lengthy and heavyweight history.  Among others, Aristophanes saw fit to employ it in two plays in the fifth century B.C., Shakespeare was, on more than one occasion, not at all above slipping in a fart joke, nor was Mark Twain. These aren't exactly  literary frat boys, are they. 










A few years after we moved up to Georgian Bay I got my first sailboat and I'm wondering if this scene lingered in my subconscious strongly enough to influence my naming it ' The Passing Wind". Hmmm.





 And yes it makes liberal use of the N-word, pokes a sharp stick at more than one organized religion gorilla and puts a whole squadron of tux-wearing effeminate men in top hats into a pool for a synchronized swimming extravaganza. And yes, it has probably the best surreal climactic fight scene in the history of cinema.










It has all of this and ever so much more.....!  How could Blazing Saddles possibly have worked in 1974?  Hell, it still offends a sizeable chunk of the populace forty years hence. 




But it surely  worked. In an interview, once,  Brooks noted that he took all of the artistic angst inflicted by the  the poor reception of his previous effort in The Twelve Chairs and poured it into Blazing Saddles partially as a " What the Hell " and " So, there"  therapeutic rebound. Expectations were not that it would become, at that time, only the 11th motion picture to pass the 100 million dollar gross plateau in its year of release.








Of course critical responses were mainly dismissive at first. In 2006, though, The Library of Congress selected Blazing Saddles for preservation in The National Film Registry. What goes around.....



Brooks has made the jump to the stage impressively also. The Producers and Young Frankenstein translated famously into stage musicals and there are rumblings about Blazing Saddles getting the same treatment.




Okay, the fawning and falling all over myself about Mel is over for now. I do want to get back to the whole topic of humour again, of course. But I'm all chuckled and belly-laughed out right now. I do want to leave you with another riddle, though.





I am pushed and prodded
to send instructions to the digital realm
A plastic homonym for a cheese thief
 
 
 
 
Was I on the money about your last riddle, BTW? Also I will most certainly address your question about gizmos I'd like to see become real too. That's a meaty one, for sure. 
 
 

 
For now I'm history, however. 
 
 
Don
 
 
 
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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Mega Clout and Sci Fi Gizmos

Good morning, Everyone!

Happy Thanks Giving, Don!

As Thanks Giving is my favorite holiday! I can't wait! There were times as a child when I lived in Canada and the US in the same year. I always thought it would be great to have 2 Thanks Givings in the same year! Hope you have great company, great food, fantastic weather! Is this where you get to try out your new kitchen? 

We got the latest and greatest Transport 35 up and available! Magnificent Twilight Zone type stories! Check the website for free downloads! 

For me it has been a good week – no one even dared call me "old"! Several ventured into the "I wish I had the energy you have ..." and left it at that. I like the idea that I still have "mega-clout", Don. Makes me feel like a person of importance. 

I started new classes on Monday. I think it is going to be a great quarter! I challenged my Capstone class to write about something in their field in a professional manner so it could be published if they so choose to do that. It is based on the notion that if you are published, you just might be someone worth interviewing. Most of the students nodded their agreement to the challenge – several looked like deer in the headlights.

The topic selection should be outstanding as career fields include Game Art and Design, Photography, Culinary Management, Graphic Design, Media Arts and Animation. The discussions around the room were incredible! GenEd Capstone is the last general education class students take and their argumentative research paper should include aspects of General Education topics: Art History, psychology, sociology; speech is represented in the presentation they have to give to the "board of directors" (the rest of the class); and Composition I and II represent the actual writing of the paper. If at all possible, math should be embraced also. We'll see how this turns out in 10 weeks.

I tentatively threw my research topic out into the room: Changes in the educational environment during the 1970s and 1980s have led to a student culture that is unable to express themselves in writing. A lot of this is based on the research I've done on the Millennial Generation and the historical changes in attitude toward children, the creation and development of the "everyone wins", "don't let anyone fail" syndrome that has led to some of my more interesting adventures as a college professor in the last couple of years. My topic revolves around the concept of editing and what it does to the psychic of children – and how it affects them today as adults.

I read an article on the 10 most popular science fiction gizmos that people wish were real. I have been unable to locate the article again – but I do remember that people want the camouflage clothing that makes the wearer virtually invisible or to have cloaking technology like the Klingons in Star Trek. Teleportation was high on the list – being able to teleport would sure make travel easier! The one that made number one was the Lightsaber from Star Wars. The retractable sword that Sulu had in the Star Trek movie was also high on the list.

Personally, I think Teleportation and a Tardis should just about cover it for me. Having a broom to fly on wouldn't be bad (but that is fantasy). Having clothes that repel dirt and grime would be nice... this is actually being tested by soldiers in the US Army. Being able to have a visual phone conference (The Jetsons) has been accomplished through Skype. What are some of the sci fi gizmos that you'd like to see become real? 

I've been reading a lot of Steam Punk lately – a book by Beth Cato, and a manuscript by our own Ariel Cinii, so my thoughts about sci fic gizmos are limited to vests that allow the wearer to fly and dirigibles that float across the sky without leaving behind a vapor trail.  




Have a great week!
Carolyn



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Friday, October 10, 2014

Where to Begin

Hi Carolyn,






Wow, there's so much just from your last post to deal with that I don't know if I'm gonna be able to address everything I want to  address herein and still continue on the "Highway to Mel" as well.  May just  put that part off til' next time.





 Anyhow, let's have at it.













Since I mentioned, a couple of blogs back, that I wanna look into this whole Dr. Who culture ( or maybe " civilisation" would be a more appropriate term ) I've done some  scatting about online and found that Who-ites are both ubiquitous and legion. They are also zealous in their feelings about every iteration of this series. Your recent comments  just cemented that even more. Man! I just don't know where to begin. It's like being completely new to the  rock music ocean and wondering where to stick your toe in first.

 Feel free, over the next while, to provide some guidance, if you feel so inclined.









So, about the " old" incident of which you spoke last time around. That " old is 20 years older than you are right now"  approach  strikes a comfy chord. We boomer folks may not be dictating the direction of popular culture, but demographically we still have mega-clout because of our disposable income. Nice to know ( he noted cryptically )  that our statistically substantial disposable income coupled with our supposedly diminishing mental faculties  makes us a burgeoning marketing target.




  Can't help  but notice the proliferation of prime time ads for incontinence products, drugs like " Celebrex" and mobility assist items. Not to worry, though. You and I are at the very bottom end of this sizeable demographic. We aren't directly in the merchandiser's cross-needles for this stuff quite yet.





I think the televangelists caught on to this marketing reality quite early on.


 Still, I suppose,  it's nice to be wanted, isn't it.





Most enjoyed your reflections on the first dance for your granddaughter. At 14 She's got a lot of similar situations ahead, probably. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be in that situation and have the mind of an adult. After playing out a potential scenario or two under those circumstances I realize that it would be even more terrifying.


 Ignorance is, possibly, both bliss and protection.


Okay, let's update the riddle scene.


The last one I put up was a guitar. I'm gonna guess that your riddle from last time is a tree root. I will stick a new one in here next time.



Finally, I am totally with you on the Carol Burnett thing. I can't think of a better variety show comedy ensemble than the one she had. Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, Vicky Lawrence and Carol were simply the best at that time in that place. So many of us went there for laughs and were not disappointed.

 Just seeing Tim Conway's face in my imagination right now makes me bust out laughing.




See you after our Canadian Thanksgiving.


Don




Good Grief!  I forgot to include Lyle Waggoner in the Burnett crew - Sorry Lyle!





Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Red Moon Setting, First Date, First Old and Dr. Who Epilogue (that's all it is worth)

Good Morning , Don.

Hot Flash: Mike Krumboltz's report made my first first this week - there were no Saturday Morning cartoons on any of the major networks as of Oct .4. Unless you have access to one of the specialty channels, you won't ever know of the joy of cold cereal and Scooby Doo on a cold winter Saturday ... some firsts we can do without.
You're right – morose, especially this time of year, is so out of place! Glad to hear that your trees are changing and the colors are vibrant! Here in the city, the trees are still green. The bushes are beginning to change, and most of the maple trees have changed – the rest of the trees are still soaking in the chlorophyll. I think I'll talk to them this afternoon- no leaves when the ice and snow come.

And watch for the eclipse of the moon Wednesday morning! This isn't a first - but it rates as fantastic and worth mentioning. I read that some parts of North America will be able to participate in something that should be impossible - seeing the sun rise and the moon set at the same time... Earth's atmosphere will allow this incredibly rare occurrence to happen. Unfortunately for me, I'm too far west. But I'll be able to see the moon turn red! There are 4 moon eclipses between 2014 and 2015 - this is rare to begin with!

This has been a week of firsts. My granddaughter had her first "date" last weekend- Homecoming Dance. When asked how it went, she said that two left footed people should never go to a hip-hop dance. Homecoming was not as impressive as she had hoped it would be. However, when pressed, she did say she'd go out with this "boy" again.
She's 14. The "boy" was 16. He did ask her parents if he could ask her out before he even mentioned it to her. Chivalry is alive and well for some. My mom decided I had to be 18, or almost, before I could date. I did a lot of after-school activities instead. My daughter and son were juniors before they considered dating. Both did the group date thing. They enjoyed it and there didn't seem to be as much of a stigma about whether or not they were "popular".
I got my flu shot this week. We got in the habit when my better half's aunt and uncle were in a nursing home and we had to have the shot in order to visit them. So the story goes like this: I'm waiting for the nurse to give me the shot and a younger woman sits down beside me. To start the conversation, she asks if I am getting a flu shot and that it is a good thing for "old people like you" to get one. I let that go, I'm not "old".   I mentioned that the shot was important so that I could continue doing the things I do and her response?  (you can hear this one coming - ) She didn't realize people "at your age were so busy... "
I had a lot of thoughts go through my head- political correctness was at the top of the list. Mostly, I've never been called "old" before; it never crossed my mind that I shouldn't be doing the things I'm doing "at my age". Now I realize the source: waitress, GED instead of diploma, 2 teenage daughters, lots of day time soap operas (younger woman decided I needed a full life history)... but still! Old?

Someone once told me that "old was 20 years older than your current age." Guess that sounds about right. Our son teases my better half about his age, and now we tease him about his gray hair. Another first - it never crossed my mind that my children would have gray hair. At least I don't see my mother in the mirror when I put on my makeup. That would so totally freak me out!
So your thoughts on humor, Don,  are very welcome! I was always told that it wasn't nice for women to be humorous. So I'm queen of sarcasm. Interestingly enough, it is frightening how many of my students, adults or almost adults, just don't get sarcasm!  I had a local stand-up comedian in my last Composition I class. It was fascinating to watch him observe what was going on around him and then listen to the "story" he was able to concoct. Sadly, most of the other students didn't get it; luckily for me, that didn't stop him and there were days when his humor lightened my whole week.
Blazing Saddles – one of the few truly humorous movies that is able to carry the pace and humor throughout the movie. Mel Brooks was a genius. My favorites are George Carlin and Robin Williams. Bill Cosby and his "Noah" are also right near the top. Joan Rivers is good – Carol Burnett is better – probably because of her facial and body expressions. There aren't too many females that I would sit at the table... I would put George Carlin in the middle chair at the head of the table. I'd work the Smothers Brothers in there somewhere – they might have to share a chair. That would be an interesting routine.
For Wormhole, we have had a lot of firsts! Last month we published Jeroen van Baardwijk and this month we are proud to present Laura Künzig. Both of these new authors are international – Jeroen is from the Netherlands and Laura is currently living in Kenya. The Transports for their short stories are doing well! Thank you!
 I finally finished the first 15 pages of the second draft of the Millennial/Wired book that I'm writing. My biggest challenge is not the information, it is the time. Everyone seems to feel that what they want and need of me is more important than getting the writing done. Ah well, this too shall right itself and the book will get done.
I'm still not coming up with an answer to your last riddle, Don. Sorry.
 But, I do have one for you:
 Deeply growing
Dividing ground, rock and stream
Delivering life substance to tall shelters

Have a great week everyone!
Carolyn
Epilogue: 
We've been watching the latest Dr. Who, and we are not impressed. In the second episode of this season, Dr. Who asks Clara (his traveling companion) if he is a nice guy. After last night's episode, I'd have to say he isn't. The wit and the humor that were threaded throughout the David Tennant and Matt Smith episodes is missing. It feels like it is turning back to the earlier Dr. Who's that caused me to stop watching... The new Dr., Peter Capadli,is doing a good job, the writing and the directing leave much to be desired. I realize that each Dr. has to find "himself" but it was never at the abandonment of the other characters or the plot itself. 
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